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This is an alert from the emergency blogcast system.
The Monkey is NOT missing.
We repeat, Fallen Monkey is NOT missing.
We are pleased to report that after weeks of travel,
the Primate has returned safely to its zoo.
Recent cage renovations, however, have driven its resident ape-sh*t,
blocking up any good poop to be thrown.
Until it can return to its “regular” schedule,
this blog is currently on hiatus.
Please stay tuned for when the “Mystic Monkey” series returns in its original format.
Same Monkey Time. Same Monkey Channel.